A few movies...
...that I HAVE to see. Have to. No question. I'm talking, if I don't get to see these movies at a theater, I will not be a happy camper.
These are just a few of the new movies coming out soon. Your opinions on their viewaliciousness may vary. ;)
Dead Silence
Have you seen the preview for "Dead Silence"? Holy God...what is up with that old woman? I haven't been actually creeped out by a movie since...well...probably "The Exorcist" or "Beyond the Door." They're promoting the hell out of the fact that it's by the guys who did "Saw," but that's not a selling point for me (the first "Saw" was okay; the others are just painful and gross for the sake of being painful and gross--but that's a rant for another post).
Scary bug-eyed old woman + freaky ventriloquist dummies = my butt in a theater seat.
300
By nature, I'm not a particularly passionate kind of person. My moods rarely go into extremes, and I'm not the type of woman who would throw herself at a man to get his attention.
That said...Gerard Butler makes me drool like Cujo after the bat bite. I kid you not. The man is, quite literally, just about perfect. And that's just physically. From what I gather in his interviews, he's intelligent (he was a lawyer once--don't hold that against him) and he has a pretty good sense of humor. Don't care what the movie's about. Don't care about the cutting edge special effects or the graphic novel it was based on or anything else.
Gerard Butler in a loin cloth. With abs that look like CGI.
'Nuff said.
Hills Have Eyes 2
I just saw the preview for this the other day, and I have to say...sure, okay, I'll go see it. Of course, I'll go during the matinee and pay considerably less for the ticket, but okay, sure. Hill cannibals going after National Guardsmen (or some such plot)? Yeah, I'll pay $4.50 for that.
One thing I noticed in the trailer: the movie is co-written by Wes Craven and Jonathan Craven. Not to be all bitter and all, but gee...must be easy to get a screenwriting gig when your father's already carved a path for you (ok...calming down...another rant for another day). :)
Blades of Glory
...which can't be as funny as the previews make it seem to be. Okay, maybe it can.
These are just a few of the new movies coming out soon. Your opinions on their viewaliciousness may vary. ;)
Dead Silence
Have you seen the preview for "Dead Silence"? Holy God...what is up with that old woman? I haven't been actually creeped out by a movie since...well...probably "The Exorcist" or "Beyond the Door." They're promoting the hell out of the fact that it's by the guys who did "Saw," but that's not a selling point for me (the first "Saw" was okay; the others are just painful and gross for the sake of being painful and gross--but that's a rant for another post).
Scary bug-eyed old woman + freaky ventriloquist dummies = my butt in a theater seat.
300
By nature, I'm not a particularly passionate kind of person. My moods rarely go into extremes, and I'm not the type of woman who would throw herself at a man to get his attention.
That said...Gerard Butler makes me drool like Cujo after the bat bite. I kid you not. The man is, quite literally, just about perfect. And that's just physically. From what I gather in his interviews, he's intelligent (he was a lawyer once--don't hold that against him) and he has a pretty good sense of humor. Don't care what the movie's about. Don't care about the cutting edge special effects or the graphic novel it was based on or anything else.
Gerard Butler in a loin cloth. With abs that look like CGI.
'Nuff said.
Hills Have Eyes 2
I just saw the preview for this the other day, and I have to say...sure, okay, I'll go see it. Of course, I'll go during the matinee and pay considerably less for the ticket, but okay, sure. Hill cannibals going after National Guardsmen (or some such plot)? Yeah, I'll pay $4.50 for that.
One thing I noticed in the trailer: the movie is co-written by Wes Craven and Jonathan Craven. Not to be all bitter and all, but gee...must be easy to get a screenwriting gig when your father's already carved a path for you (ok...calming down...another rant for another day). :)
Blades of Glory
...which can't be as funny as the previews make it seem to be. Okay, maybe it can.
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